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YOUR CART
Burger
Justin Collins
Venture away to McDonald’s.
Long list of edible burger.
Unsatisfied, quest for more.
Jack is in the box, not a burger.
Can I not find happiness?
I go In then I go Out, just one fine burger.
Surely the King will present delicious,
What? Delicious is not made by the King of burger.
You tease me with the patty.
But I feel like a fatty, greasy burger.
World is full of circular meat sandwiches.
Alas, burger.
Collins is a big fan of burgers. This is why he is qualified to judge them.